Broadoak Moonshine Review

Vital Stats:

Producer: Broadoak
Cider Name: Moonshine
Region: Somerset
ABV: 7.5%
Taste: Medium
Served: Half pint at room temperature
Smell: Apple/Ethanol
Colour: Light straw
Clarity:Slightly cloudy
Carbonation: Still

Review/Tasting Notes:

Purchased From: Royal Oak Pork & Cider Festival
Date: 14/07/12

My opinion of Broadoak as a whole is a bit of a mixed one really. Highly mass produced and just something about them doesn’t sit right with me.

This one looks a bit cloudier than a normally clear moonshine, so possibly towards the end of the barrel. It has a little bit of a tang to the initial taste but it soon fades and just feels a bit chemically and not a cidery feel about it. It is not really my thing. It’s very deceptive being 7.5%, as it doesn’t feel it, so beware drinking this!

If this was a woman I wouldn’t be impressed. Sure she would look all flashy and fake, but she won’t satisfy your needs and would struggle to have a night with her. Maybe a possible tranny as it doesn’t seem like what it’s meant to be. As they say, you can’t polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.

Would I buy this again?: No

1 Response so far »

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    Mark said,

    It contains saccharin, too. Appalling!!

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